Ben Jacobs at the back post👀👀 #NUFC

I can’t believe a talent like Nick Woltemade would join us after we held Isak hostage. We were told players like him wouldn’t sign for us anymore. #nufc

Me after watching a Woltemade compilation on YouTube

I see the vision. Isak rotting in the reserves is our Kuol replacement. Love it. #NUFC

Newcastle United HERE WE GO

Tino's class #NUFC

Tino Livramento is absolutely sensational, also a reminder he’s playing OUT OF POSITION. 😩👏

By far the most active ive ever seen Sean Longstaff in a Newcastle game and hes not playing for us #NUFC

Schar doing my head in like

Eddie Howe's got this wrong imo #NUFC

The kick off my god

The 5 back is doing us no favours. Its all wrong. #NUFC

Once again the cartel benefitting. Leave him in let him fuck their game up too

Isak will fail his medical when they realise he has no heart. #NUFC

As soon as the window closes tonight, they want to be giving Tonali, Tino and Hall new contracts with big increases, we can't have a repeat of the last few months again next summer

After everything thats happened I sincerely hope Francis starts a "Woltemade's ___ Premier league goal takes him above X,Y,Z". Have some normality in the season #NUFC

Right now the window is shut, new contracts for Tonali, Hall and Tino please #NUFC

Stretch Armstrong

He must be doing one of those challenges like hes not cutting his hair until he scores again #NUFC

Sky Sports Premier League Would you rather fight 1 Joelinton sized Magpie or 100 magpie-sized Joelintons?