men are soo hot. i wish they were good people.

no one’s more freakier than a drunk woman that’s in love with you 🥺😩

reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because why do you get a view of my back arching and ass jiggling and all i’m seeing is your toes throwing gang signs 😫😭

without saying your age, name a TV show you grew up watching.

Does getting ignored trigger you?

Working five days just to be free for 48 hours just don't sit right with me.

Nobody has a harder name than Yves Saint Laurent.

is this a compliment?

using a condom and still pulling out, call that 2 factor authentication.

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do.

that first 20 minutes of acting like we didn’t link up to fuck is so goofy 😂😭.

NOBODY WARNS YOU HOW QUICKLY YOU GO FROM 18 TO 25.

wait can men sense when you’re ovulating?😭

Pretend you 11 and this a YouTube search bar..

having a crush is so stupid like why is this mf in my head at 8am

What's legally wrong but morally right?

nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest

Nobody gets played like an understanding girlfriend 😭

being a woman is hard, you always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet