Crows twitter never disappoints 🫡

Nothing from AFL House yet. Must be hard typing with Collingwood’s hand up your ass.

The case for vulgarity and anti-social behavior in sport is simple: without it, there is no story. Polite football is cardio in guernseys. Chaos is content. Villains are ratings. Suspensions sell papers. Every slur, shove, and cheap shot is worth ten polite handshakes. The AFL

Just burn it all down and start over.

The Pope has entered the chat

Rankine could be hoovering rails off IQ’s bare ass in the centre square and the AFL would still hand him a warning and a brochure.

This isn’t the threat they think it is 😄

Our national nightmare is over. The Crows mob are now in charge of umpiring.

Adelaide understood the assignment. “And you're gonna spend the next three months going blind on paperwork because a signalman second-class bought and smoked a dime bag of oregano.”

Izak, wherever you are brother i hope you’re okay today and all the days coming.

Dees eyeing off the 4th Q #AFLPiesDees

oops, someone died again🤭

What’s your away Crows beverage of choice?

Given the week, i think we’ll be OK.

A succulent Chinese meal.

Man Curtis going to be something else

Umps have a fvcking laugh

Minor Premieres 🥂 2 mains and a side. South Australia’s heart beats loud tonight. 💛💙❤️

Ready to wrap the lads in bubble wrap and tape their mouths shut 🤐