Okay, she does make a valid point with that— And no, his stick. It's his stick

Oh Sirius definitely won't object to that

I can try but don't really have precise controls for this. Sometimes it's just demanding to be ultra obnoxious

" oh whatever you say, mother dearest," There's that sarcastic sneer. He gets a lot of top marks in his year so he's really not bothered

Oh god, all the incest is gonna make him vomit

wHY are purebloods so nAsTy?

Nah, it's a lot of them. The Malfoys, the Lestranges, oh he could go on—

The good news is mother can't marry him off—!

Good on all of them. Because who thinks snogging their cousin is a good thing?

Yay for freedom!

Rephrase that: who in their /right mind/—?

He's definitely not in his right mind, he married his cousin.

Well, there's plenty of reasons for anybody to avoid a woman as awful as their mother. But father clearly isn't in his right mind either

Probably more than mother but have you seen the amount of alcohol that man consumes? The amount of time he spends either locked away in his study or away from home? He's clearly not in his right mind

AND WHY IS HE OUT OF BED?

HE IS GOING BACK TO BED. SIRIUS WILL DRAG HIS ARSE. And he'll bring Remus a book or something and keep him entertained

REMUS JOHN LUPIN. BOY BETTER NOT. A book and maybe some chocolate

HE'S COMING TO GET HIM RIGHT NOW And oh, yes, he wouldn't mind sticking around. Especially if it means that Remus stays in bed

Oh of course he had to pull faces—

Yeah, he can't let that happen!