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me watching my own Instagram story

I just saw an advert for taking the train. That feels mad. We don’t not get the train because we don’t know about them… we don’t get them because they’re expensive and unreliable?

Help! I (36F) blocked my ex (53M) on twitter but then he spent $44 billion and renamed the entire website after himself so he could see my tweets again

i thought that was Donald Trump

everyone: omg what a tragic situation TMZ:

I built this house BLOCK BY BLOCK all for a loser to change it because he’s a mega loser

this is the first time I've seen him not putting on that stupid ass smile

Idk if I’m making sense here but i want to feel like this song

you guys are excelling in your careers, finding life partners, staying healthy, and saving money?

The new Twitter block function.

Dave Bautista roasts Donald Trump's masculinity and calls him a "whiny little b*tch." “Fellas, we gotta talk. A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The

shoutout to whoever combed through the design archives to pull obscure background characters for this poster. I'm thrilled to see Marty The Rabbit Boy AND his Musical Blender return.

We don't talk enough about how monumentally stupid Trump really is. I'm baffled by how people refuse to talk about it. He doesn't know the difference between an insane asylum or seeking asylum. He thinks "environmental" issues are anything to do with nature. He thinks tariffs are

We got 10 days before we lose QRTs

Fuck u

Kamala Harris claps back at MAGA hecklers at her rally: “Oh you guys are at the wrong rally. I think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street”

25-30 is such a weird age group. You suddenly find yourself being referred to as an ‘Over’, and have to audition for the live finals at Louis Walsh’s house in Dublin, while the other groups get to go to LA and Saint-Tropez.

Leona Lewis’ cover of “Run” is timelessly amazing. One of those covers that’s arguably better than the original.

I loathe open-floor offices. Cubicles ftw.