Me at the start of 2020 vs me now

Why did I think she was holding up a pair of tiny jeans?

Do you really need the government to tell you to stay away from these places

Hangxiety after you’ve talked about your feelings when drunk

Kang? Kodos? Is that you?

Between this and the new Netflix dating show with masks I feel like I’m having some kind of fever dream (nightmare)

I suddenly understand why I like the Olympics, I wasn’t aware it was linked to any commitment issues, and yet

It’s 7.45am and I can hear someone singing football songs in the street, what a night

I just want a cuddle from Southgate to get me through the day

“I ate too many salt and vinegar crisps and now my mouth feels weird” - an autobiography by me

Milton Keynes is a parody of itself at this point

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Is… is her arm ok?

Now I understand drake is saying ‘texts go green’ not ‘Tesco green’

Getting a shot of Charlotte reading a Learn Welsh book? Comedy gold. Give them the BAFTA. #TheTraitors