Quickdraw
@_quickdraw
Not your Platoon Sergeant, but I can probably help anyway. US Marine SNCO, dad joke + tabletop RPG enthusiast. (he/him) banner by @transientcode
07-05-2008 05:57:41
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@_quickdraw
Not your Platoon Sergeant, but I can probably help anyway. US Marine SNCO, dad joke + tabletop RPG enthusiast. (he/him) banner by @transientcode
07-05-2008 05:57:41
19,2K Tweets
1,0K Followers
510 Following
![Me: I kinda want this shirt. Wife: ...That's it, I am NOT merging cells with you. Me: [turns wordlessly and stares into the back seat, at the kids] Wife: ...Any MORE.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GGgiKdLaEAA05Sg.jpg "Quickdraw (@_quickdraw) on Twitter photo 2024-02-17 03:22:30 Me: I kinda want this shirt. Wife: ...That's it, I am NOT merging cells with you. Me: [turns wordlessly and stares into the back seat, at the kids] Wife: ...Any MORE.")