If a dope fiend can become secretary of health and human services … apply for that job today!!!!

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart

me remembering i have free will and i can just decide not to be miserable

Me molesta que digan que María Corina es igual que Guaidó, la caraja intentó TODO lo que tenía en sus manos, faltó fue apoyo de la gente, ella nos llamó a calle sin retorno y nadie salió, pidió al mundo 🌎 ayuda y nadie ayudó, que esperan?? Ella hizo su parte.

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

i loathe tiny transactional “venmo me $9 for covering lunch” culture no i’m gonna pay for you this time, you’re gonna pay for me next time, and it’s all gonna come out in the aggregate of our long and storied friendship

hiring security for march 15th looking for 5 big bodies, reply w resume

remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional

"Mr. Trump you're increasing the volume of your voice but not the logic of your argument" Yeah I'm stealing that. That's fire 😭😭😭

Trudeau: "I want to speak first directly to the American people. We don't want this. We want to work with you as a friend and ally. We don't want to see you hurt either. But your government has chosen to do this to you. As of this morning, markets are down and inflation is set to

En conclusión, estoy entre: -Mardito Beele, mal hombre y mal padre… Y… -Mardita Cara diciendo que él no tenía nada que era humilde que su familia lo adoptó y le dio todo pero en ningún lado dice que él tenía 16 y ella 20… 😅

ya no tomo fotos ni de mi ni de cosas cool que veo y eso preocupa or am I just so in the moment?

Call me a communist but I don't think your grandma's $1,100 social security check should be cut so that Elon Musk can explode another rocket

Will I ever feel the same again?

i highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

i wish I could enjoy moments and have fun

I would think he’s Muslim and then move on with my life

something Ric would do

Put me on love island and watch it become a psychological horror