Someone punch me in the head I'm trying to rattle out this headache

I CANNOT BELIEVE WE LOST TO THE JAGS AND GOT KNOCKED AHT OF THE PLAYOFFS

I be saying this shit every day

Well I for one am shocked and horrified

What the fuck is a meadow dude fuck this shit

Do we know if Chris rock is even still alive?

Damn so this means we probably won't get a Madagascar 6 tho huh

Brett Favre (2022)

We own Dallas lol

The lions all grey unis are the worst. Who let these boys wear all grey. Why do I have to look at this

The coffee shop guy in the Wednesday Addams show sounds like Brett Kollmann

Crying cause some kids ding-dong ditched my house today and I'll never be young again

I'm on ADHD meds for the first time in like 6 years I feel like I could eat my own ass rn

Idk what bartender needs to hear this but to make an extra special Shirley temple put cranberry juice on the bottom for more of a color gradient and a splash of pineapple on top cause it tastes good

If you ever see me on an adult rec kickball team call the police bc that is NOT me

Netanyahu’s standing ovation in Congress.

Clapping for genocide.

Elon programmed in an N-word pass for his friends