The year is 2032. You sit down to play your first match ever on the Post Malone Pro Tour. You flip a Post Malone album. “Post” you call in the air. It comes up Post Malone. “I’ll Pre Malone” you say. You draw your opener. No Posts. “I’ll Maloneigan.”

logging off for a few days, but the detail that kills me here is "IP"

idk how everyone isn't radicalized against IP yet it's so nasty

"the magic story isn't even good anyways" man it's not that I love Jace it's just that Fortnite makes me ill

l i m i t e d

Got the trophy, 11-0

Paul Green “average person wins 1.2 magic tournaments a year" factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average person wins 0 magic tournaments a year. Paul Green, who lives in cave & wins over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Lost in top 8, deck was reasonable enough but my opponent had the nuts RW deck. Pretty thrilled to get this far after putting in the work this year to improve at limited.

TOP 4 IN THE VEGAS DSK 100K!!! IM BACK ON THE PT!!! so many people to thank! Andrew Elenbogen for his luck and called shot, the whole rest of the SystemMagic team, everyone who helped with the draw math at 11-2, and snow-covered aylin for moral support (records: 7-1/2-1/2-0/1-1) :D

WON WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DJEJDNCKSSOFIDJWNSKSSLSKNDBDNSJSKSJXBDJSKSKDNDDNDNDjducjwksixfjdbcksksbcieowosdwood Still can’t believe it. Thanks everyone. Thanks a lot. I really mean it ☺️ #MTGWorlds

Using the popularity of people buying the marvel secret lair as some sort of gotcha for the people who don't like it is some goof ass straw manning. The argument never was that it would be unpopular! The heart of the criticism is that they're making the product worse for profit!!

I asked my husband what we should do tomorrow night during the election and he said "I'm going to be playing Balatro." I was like "So... I'm on my own?" and he said "No, you can download it too."

It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change. And they’re right.

I'm gonna get off this site for good, anyone who wants to stay in touch go here or discord

Announcing Snowy Summit 2! Come join us February 1, 2025 9:00 AM in the Curtis Denver to play the best Magic in Colorado! The cEDH event will be proxy friendly, so get ready for the sequel to Colorado’s biggest cEDH event and a huge modern event! Links in the comments