Damn sex must be the dullest and most pedestrian reason for cheating. Sex? You cheated for some sex? That's it? You weren't looking for a great companion? You weren't looking to be spiritually and mentally nurtured? You weren't looking to be listened to? You just wanted sex? 🙄

Had a dream about my sister last night & she FaceTimed me to tell me she had a dream about me last night 🥹

Why feed yourself poison and then cry when life tastes bitter?

I’ve been itching to get my hair done. I’ve missed the grey but I have the sudden urge to go black today.

Used ai to test the hair. I don’t hate it but also look at what it did to my tattoos 🥴🤣

women be like "im just a girl" and be into cnc

if you’re seeing this, you have to buy hockey tickets 🤪🤪🤪

My brain hurts

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Not working is saving my life lmfao

Leave it to a man to abandon the animals he wanted, telling me he’d help me take care of them, then telling me he’s too broke to help me, to then go on a vacation. Typical “man”.

Not my current man. He’s the superior cat daddy & would never 🤣

Not this dude telling me that dying my hair black would be “too goth” & “pushing the boundaries of what is acceptable.” Like what.

“I’m broke & poor but I’m taking time off work to go on vacation” right

I know you know that you’re only comfortable entirely abandoning your animals that you “love” is because you know I’m incapable of doing the same & I provide a life for my animals that most can’t even fathom 👍🏼

how I sleep after a long day of self loathing, being a hater and rubbing a few out

I lied there’s no sex, my cat’s now going to smell you and decide if we like you

Loml

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

I’m a grower not a shower when it comes to personality, you need to hang out with me on like 3 separate occasions before I can start speaking to you comfortably