the ability to use the phrase “hope this helps!” has done IRREVERSIBLE damage to insufferable know-it-alls around the world 🙂

november

i send my private twitter DMs to qrt. then when I’m on my priv i open my messages and im like… who is this goddess in my inbox omfg she GETS me

I get to hold a baby tomorrow. not just any baby, the baby of two people I love desperately!!!!!!

I started saying “effin” instead of “fuckin” ironically but now I say it so often I’ve genuinely cured my horrible potty mouth.

ayo john c rilley just showed up at my sierra ferrell concert……..

mental health problems stand no chance against my secret power move (4 hour VERY sweaty walk around my gorgeous city)

every picture I have taken with my bestie looks like we’re getting married. and you know what. maybe we are

if the murlocs don’t put the album calm ya farm back on Spotify RIGHT FUCKING NOW i will become… evil…

today is a very important day

unfortunately I finally expierienced tattoo flu, today. I thought I was dying y’all

i made the little prince from katamari on wplace yesterday… when i signed on today he had a couple cousins all around him 🥹 nature is healing

stuck in a downpour. perfect time to show off my new shaggy haircut 🙂