Paul πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ (@_paulmcgowan) 's Twitter Profile
Paul πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

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calendar_today08-07-2018 11:06:55

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Think we may have to move over here. Everyone is incredibly polite. The place is immaculate. They wash the pavements every night! The food is, unusual, and the buildings magnificent. #Japan

Think we may have to move over here. Everyone is incredibly polite. The place is immaculate. They wash the pavements every night! The food is, unusual, and the buildings magnificent. #Japan
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Apparently the correct answer to β€œGood afternoon sir, do you know why I stopped you today?” is NOT β€œMate, I’m driving a 5 litre V8 F-Type, you stopped me because I let you.” (I’m having a bad day, OK!) That’ll be 3 points then. 🀷

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When I get in my #Jaguar , the START/STOP button pulses a lovely deep red at 72 bpm, which just happens to be the resting heart rate of a real life Jaguar. I’m afraid that when I take it in for a service it will come back with a pink light, and wink at me 🫣

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Just learned that the guy I served with for many years, the guy who kept me safe, and sane, has died. Rest easy mate, you’ve earned it 🫑 Fuck you cancer.

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OK, now I feel old. This is the roster for many years ago. I was a fresh faced RAF Policeman, a few months out of training. I’m H. #LineOfDuty 😊

OK, now I feel old. This is the roster for many years ago. I was a fresh faced RAF Policeman, a few months out of training. I’m H. #LineOfDuty 😊