Bernard from Rotherham has asked me who was the funniest man I ever met. Billy Connolly is wonderful, but the funniest ever....Tommy Cooper

I have noticed a lot of Twitterers now seem to use this site simply to sell stuff. No PodiatristPete I do not suffer from cracked heals.

Met Julie Goodyear at a party and was rather disappointed. Not as sophisticated as I had hoped. Her 'Sausage on a Plate' routine fell flat.

Yes Tina from Harlow it was Benny Hill who Spoofed my 1980's chat show. The sketch was called 'Golden Boy'. It may still be on YouTube.

Yes Ken from Leeds I am still President of the Sports Journalists' Association of Great Britain. What do we do?. We lunch.

Mary gave me 'Men in Love' by Nancy Friday.She suggested I read page 253.I beg all decent people DO NOT READ PAGE 253.Buck that's not right

I wonder what childhood events could lead to the scenario on Page 253. And I thought I had issues! May Peter and all the saints protect us.

Discussed page 253 with Mary. She says that if a strong mother - child bond is not formed early on then any future behaviour is possible.

Debbie from Newquay, Am I wise?. I'm not sure but at 75 I can still pull my underpants on without having to balance myself against a chair.

Am back in the country after 8 glorious weeks down under. They are so passionate about participating in sport, I envy them that.

Have been asked my views on the Rooney saga at Old Trafford. Well you can guarantee Sir Alex will not forget it in a hurray.

Will be signing books at Waterstone's, 4-5 Milsom Street, Bath, THURSDAY 2ND DECEMBER 12.30 PM - 2 PM

Will be on The Titchmarsh Show tomorrow at 5:00 pm. I have a good relationship with Alan though his nails are often dirty....off putting.

Will also be on Loose Women Tuesday 30th 12:30. Sherrie Hewson reminds me very much of Mary at 60.Pardon the expression but 'full of spunk'

The subject of Ian Brady appears to have resurfaced. I can't see what all the fuss is about,in my view the best player Arsenal have ever had

Stephen Fry is a well known manic depressive. I have never suffered from either. 'Anally retentives' tend to be just a little bit slapdash.

Watching the great Peter Ustinov talking about Humanism. Would I have to denounce my belief in a higher power to become a Humanist I wonder?

I was 45 when Spandau Ballet released 'To cut a long story short'.Surprizingly I liked the new romantic's and still sing 'Gold' in the bath.

NewHumanist has just twittered that the UN anti-racism conference has descended into farce.Surely Sarkozy didn't go dressed as a Minstrel !

After much thought have decided to give up Cow's milk and drink Soya. I have had Abdominal Hives of unknown origin since May 4th 2008.