There is an alternate reality where a young David Duchovny played a live action Leon Kennedy

The real main character of high school musical was always Kelsey

I do not respond to emails that end with “chat soon”

Hey Wawa please bring back the mini ice tea bottles

In 2024 I’ve gone into a Taco Bell asking for secret menu items and verde sauce any the guy behind the counter reached out his hand to dap me up

Small chocolate vanilla ice cream cups with wooden spoons

One of my goals in life is to play full round of golf shirtless

I heel flipped once in 6th grade and no one saw it

finally ready to read past the eclipse now that they got diddy

goosey night >

I was convinced Troy Sivan was Miley Cyrus in disguise until I realized Troy Sivan was casted as young wolverine in XMen Origins: Wolverine in 2009

I haven’t received a single interaction on any post since this became X

“We’ll be alright”

Imagine the drones in New Jersey is just Mr. Beast

His last 15 minutes in office, Biden pardons Milly Bobby Brown

I think the new look for DK in the new Mariokart trailer might actually be an older Donkey Kong Jr.

The French and Onion war

I know it’s been a few years so I got you some electrolytes

Fuck niantic

Hamburger helper isn’t something that helps a hamburger. It is a hamburger itself coming to help you.