Mind you I can just start running behind yall.

God free Michael from being compared to pure mediocrity this is so offensive

if Klay gonna be in every video he gonna have to start showing ass too

The shit they gonna find when they crack open her skull is going to revolutionize modern science and CTE studies

Waiting for the wealth to trickle down after pulling my bootstraps up.

It’s never about the benefit itself. It’s all about the people who would receive it.

Yall my coworkers (and yes they are) are talking about making homemade mac and cheese. I listen in and she said “I put gold fish on the top to give it a crunch”

my costume > your costume

Kevin Federline’s wife was arrested for assault and brought a gun on school premises, but Britney Spears is the one we need to be worried about.

i try to get allah in your mind

My sweet 35 year-old baby son child was just indulging his current hyper-fixation (Nazism)

them parents who post their "cute" babies online all the time know what they're doing. Cause tf you mean a picture of your baby has 5k bookmarks?

she tryna stand on business and im tryna touch ha on ha inside part

do not ask me about that book/movie. it's not funny in context but that's the whole reason for things being out of context.

mandem wick. but mi wicka den dem

get u a real bread maker (me)

Ever since someone said he dances like crash bandicoot when you don’t move the controller that’s all i see😭