It's the crab walk away from the door with her treats.

omg that’s like their beyoncé

i barely go on instagram cause everybody’s life just seems too perfect. i come on here cause y’all are lunatics

Nigga seen a 4time NBA champion & asked him about a nigga with a bedtime

Mark my words, there will be a true crime documentary about this community within the next ten years detailing horrible crimes against women and children.

Hulk Hogan can't say anything now.

for someone with an alleged resting bitch face people sure love coming up to me and yapping

I love us so bad cause how the hell did you get a flamingo?😂

When your 65% nonverbal child walks up to you and say "Why do I need to talk?" Before running off and laughing like an evil genius. 😭😭

The fact they won't let me do it is CRAZY

“ end rape culture” is too passive a statement. “ end rapists” >>>>>>>

Arab perfumes have zero chill…the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

“I got a trick for yo ass” -a black mother that is NOT a magician

No matter how attractive I may be, I don’t assume anyone is interested in me unless they do a romantic gesture

A wise woman once said:

i might pick a random day of the year & celebrate my birthday again just bc i’m alive.

Cutwater hitting the streets like Four Loko in ‘08.

But NEVER confronted or touched. Btches know better 💋

mannnnn. i had a time

Three horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday 2. Tomorrow is not Friday 3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday