“i care about you” with no actions? next joke please, lmao.

Things water is supposed to give me: -clear skin -weight loss -reduced anxiety -more energy -better memory What I get: -pee

Ahn me dier I like my man very available when it comes to me, don’t be busy when it comes to me. In fact panic when you’ve not heard from me.

Good morning, Nicolandria Hive! I just wanted to drop this because even when the show is over; It won’t fully sink in & I’m going to need at least 6 months worth of extensive, play by play recaps on how did their magically divine, real-life Cinderella story began & progressed

This man keeps betraying you to your damn face 🤦🏾‍♀️ 🤦🏾‍♀️

Love Patti

Ohh Theo knew!!!

We barely have indigenous industrialists or founders as our elite. It's just shady business people and political cronies. This is why career talks at our universities have such middling panelling. Most often, those panelled even need the career talk more than the students.

Why didn’t anyone tell me about the buccaneers

Want a pink iPhone 13

What are they building opposite zenith college?

Told my mom to buy me a car I like and she said to tell my husband??

If you a Black athlete with no BMs, the Wilsons got an R&B girl they want you to meet

This is what a stable relationship looks like

Driving a car with no tint and I feel so bare Is this how you lot be feeling?

I worry this man so much but will I stop??

Conflicted about getting AirTag notifications. On one hand, great if someone’s trying to stalk you. On the other hand, what if I’m tracking a stolen item and now the thief knows to find and ditch the AirTag?

Can’t find my lighter anywhere in my house. So confused

The yoglait pouches have me in a chokehold