We are truly special

I think he was just really busy with the dipshits in the Middle East right now. We probably haven’t earned it yet, haven’t suffered enough 😂😂😂

Me looking at some of my personal belongings right now

Great news guys, he didn't answer this particular prayer. Our reward: as many as 3 to 4 wins this football season.

GOD BE LIKE:

Technically we’re not “looking forward” to that

It’s officially summer ☀️

🌟 WEHIWA ALOY IS GOLDEN 🌟

1. Al Dillard 2. Courtney Fortson 3. Brandon Dean 4. Joe Johnson 5. Ronnie Brewer Faves due to Final Fours and Championships 1. Corliss 2. Beck 3. Mayberry 4. Day 5. Dwight

Now do baseball while you're at it

Might jerk off in the car wash. Don’t act like you’ve never done it 😏

Matter of days before my wife see’s this on TikTok. How much this thing gonna cost me?

Me: Damn shawty, what that mouf do? Her:

It’s… perfect 🥹

11:21 kickoff

Happy Birthday Lyndsey W.