At this point I don't even think Etsy has real people working in their support. Multiple support people I've spoken with don't even seem to read the email, and just send a copy/paste support text that AI thinks is related based off keywords. Absolute insanity.

I need a warehouse. To hold my vehicles, robots, flamethrowers and other shenanigans.

Do I make you bloody baby?! Michael Myers Is: The Guy Who Stabbed Me

It’s been just over a year since I thought it would be funny to become a weapons manufacturer and dealer, and launched SuperScorcher officially 1/1/24 lol

Hey Retro-Bit Gaming I know it's pretty minor but maybe adjust the newsletter image to not just be the default for the theme for your hosting service?

Tried Mayor Guy Fieri restaurant in Vegas expecting flavor but was sorely disappointed. The bacon old fashioned ruined bacon, the magical ingredient that makes everything better. My Kobe burger was overcooked and bland, the fries had more flavor (the fries were actually really good)

Sober me: So a joke got out of hand and I started a flamethrower company haha fuck Drunk me: fuck what the fuck are you doing running a flamethrower company holy shit

My airbnb apparently has a fucking rooster and it won’t shut the fuck up. Like I get it, it’s morning. But it’s been 45 minutes already just crowing loud as fuck nonstop. About to throw it in a deep fryer for fucks sake

Someone made a counterstrike 1.6 CSS framework. Design is over, we have reached peak

i cant believe ChatGPT lost its job to AI

imagine the eu just idk unleashing the B.A.D. PS1 cracking team to develop a no-cd + keygen for F-35 planes including dedicated tracker music

Shout out to all the girls getting proposed to at Olive Garden or The Cheesecake Factory 🍰 Factory tonight

Neat. My flamethrower brand that I started as a joke just over a year ago (officially a business hits 1 year in march) and now it’s in Canadian retail space. So that’s pretty cool

We should all just refer to Kid Rock as Crack Rock until he reacts to it

That’s one way of looking at it - if you’re stupid.

We're currently developing a feature that'll remove any trace of Grummz from the web

GM!