colin firth wearing earrings

me: what’s your sign? them: *says any of the 12 signs* me: wow gross

i miss vine

i used to hate being a smelly lil gremlin but now it is my favorite part about being alive

colin firth fencing

i’m back botches suck this sweet dingalong

what’s happening?????????? YOU WILL NEVER KNOWWEEEEE NonSpecific Islander

yo i fuckin love colin firth

cried about dolly parton today - felt pure joy and connection to humanity

had a dream i was britney spears. hopped the fence of my backyard to escape my captivity - got a few yards over & began frantically explaining & begging for help to 2 older white men grilling steaks. they showed no emotion, pulled out a gun, & shot me. i woke up.

suffocation... no breathing, don’t give a fuck i cut my arm #bleeding

I want a pig for president I want a slug I want a hubbie who loves this recipe I want a former bachelor contestant who plays magic the gathering I want a girl boss president with a weak jawline I want a folk punk revival president I want a million dollars for “being myself” onlin

It’s just so rude when someone has dark hair and blue eyes

listening to norah jones with my eyes closed; thinking about the ocean.

GOD is a concert