More men should be into ballbusting

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i saw this tweet that said something like yall be on here taking life advice from strangers who are the equivalent of the person preaching on the train irl and it completely shifted my brain chemistry

can’t wait to be on an island getting ate down

we were so excited to become adults but look at us now. tired, lost, confused, and anxious all at once.

How I’m trying to be on my next vacay!!!!

When multi-million dollar companies ask me to make a donation at the register.

Date idea

Judgmental to doing the exact same thing is my favorite pipeline. Babe you were just curious all along.

This until we engaged 😂

Need to make my cooking videos immediately 😏

25-30 is when you realize you didn't know anything

Lemon cream cheese muffin

can’t lie if i got famous off of some complete bullshit I’d milk it as long as possible too. I hate working bruh

we were 30 seconds into the first episode

The time I’ve wasted holding on to things I should’ve been let go of makes sick. 🤧

When I was too honest, I was considered an asshole and now I’ve become passive and I lie about unnecessary shit to avoid confrontation. Hate that for me, I’d rather be considered an honest asshole.

The fact that there’s still so many lessons left to learn in life🫠🫠🫠🥲

Finally got 8 hours of sleep omg 🥹