One weird girl is worth a thousand bitches

If I was a deer I'd probably stand in the middle of the road too

when i say “i hate drama” i mean i hate being involved in drama. other ppl drama? big fan

Feral rathood is putting on your sunglasses when you feel overstimulated on the dancefloor

I love the transition between summer and fall. There’s just something extremely nostalgic about it. Even a bit romantic, too.

I really want to elevate my wardrobe but oh my god everything is so expensive this is nuts. Like you have to be a billionaire to have a really nice top these days?? Im sick

take lots of pictures when you go out it's important to remember how young feral and sexy you were!!!! you'll only regret not having more

hate to report this but waking up sunday without a crippling hangover & instead doing pilates then doing some self care DOES make your anxiety sm better

idk who needs to hear this but u gotta be Ratatouille for Halloween

being a retired party girl is realizing you shouldn’t go out every week so that on the special occasions that you do you can really go full force feral and remind yourself WHY you retired

idk who needs to hear this but if you're feeling more anxious than usual it's because it's the change of seasons. everyone is going through it rn you are not insane ily

feral fall is officially here. this entire season will be dedicated to ferally focus on getting sexier. time to lock in and become the hottest version of yourself. physically. spiritually. mentally.

as a woman I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent stressing about my hair wash schedule.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

men will be like “she’s so high maintenance” and the maintenance is just like. being nice to her

grateful my prefrontal lobe developed & to be in my retired party girl era but goddddd I miss being delusional. this self awareness feels like a prison sometimes

idk if im pregnant or what but i been craving 3 million dollars so bad

unfortunately my new favorite drug is going to bed at 10 and waking up at 7 feeling really well rested

being a retired party girl is crazy because you'll be looking back at your old feral self like.... genuinely we were insane. how did we survive that? shocked we made it out alive

things I’ve learned since entering my retired party girl era: 1. Alcohol makes you uglier (physically & mentally) 2. The wellness girlies were right going on a bunch of walks feels amazing 3. On the special occasions u do go out the feral rat possesses u like an ancient beast