some of y’all really don’t do work throughout the day. geesh. i have to work for these coins of mine. geesh.

if i were a man, i’d hurt too many women’s feelings.

i’m so quiet at work, but when i speak i have something important to say and i always ruffle feathers because i’m straight to the point and blunt. i don’t waste time.

my exact words to my manager when i quit: “i think today is my last day.”

the world ended last night for me in my dream. if i can recall, exactly 4 planes crashed which set things in motion.

i can’t stand drinking my calories.

you bite my lip just for the taste
you’re on your knees, i’m on the case
you take the heat and with such grace
you say, 'we’re done,' but here you stay

i like the way you kiss me, i can tell you miss me
i can tell it hits, hits, hits, hits
not tryna be romantic, i’ll hit it from

men love to complain!

getting fired on your day off is satanic work. i tried telling homegirl she should have never gone back to that company. if you put your notice in for another role and your current company tries to negotiate, please don’t entertain it.

i allow myself less than 5 minutes to cry and i’m back to hustling.

how are you a developer and can’t fully speak to what you’ve developed!? how do you not know the URLs, IPs, who will be accessing it, etc? then you expect me to speak on your behalf. i didn’t develop the shit. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

job security doesn’t exist. you better get your shit together!

one day i’ll do a “day in the life of an angel investor.” 🫡

honey when you getting money you don't have a care.

i remember when i left a job and my blood pressure went from being 158/98 consistently to 113/76.

it’s a blessing!

i slept horrible last night.

Lord, i just want to sleep.

summer in capri

black people having an issue with dark skinned women has never sat right with me.