i once again implore everyone I know to read the employees by olga ravn

just a note for whoever created earth and bugs and fruit can we maybe make dates look less like cockroaches next time or

severance groupchat going off but not everyone has watched last night’s episode

thinking about the connection between lumon’s clear intent of severing people from the boring/unpleasant parts of their life and the rise in casual AI usage to do anything hard or inconvenient in real life

“Mystery of Love” by Sufjan Stevens was originally meant to be included on ‘Carrie & Lowell’ but was eventually scrapped. Today, we get to hear the original demo of the song.

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pitching a steven tyler biopic starring walton goggins

please please please please please please please please please please please please

just learned that my boyfriend of two years was a yo-yo kid

I have this disease where I can’t stop telling people that buzzball is a woman owned business

Current mayor of Bushwick & future mayor of NYC

The announcement of a new pope coming as we all knew it would: interrupting Jenna Bush Hager interviewing Bowen Yang by FaceTime

abracadeborah

I love you cunty mercutio

They are ticketing all the houseboats docked at the himbo dome fyi

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

It's ridiculous for Andrew Cuomo to talk about unity a day after his Super PAC produced a racist, deceptive mailer intended to scare and divide. New Yorkers are done with the politics of fear. They want a vision that brings us together.

Bunch of weirdos have been working tirelessly to make you forget that this is how jews and muslims vibe in urban America