Just had Paul Masson for the first time since college and all I could taste was bad decisions and hangovers🫠😮‍💨

Starting my 12 hr shift with the Iron Bowl coming on. Lord.

Please don’t piss me off tonight. I’m actually begging.

Roll Tide😭

So Alabama football just wants me to go into early heart failure, it’s fine🥲🥲😮‍💨😮‍💨

Damn it.

aaaand this is where I change the channel😑

How it feels to watch the Dr. Pepper halftime tuition competition while your team is getting their back blown out

That’ll do it.

I mean this is absolutely ridiculous

Whatever the committee does, that’s what they do. I will certainly not defend this team after what I just watched tonight.

Goodnight.

Should’ve done that tbh

I knew I was too invested in this team when watching them lose almost made me physically ill

Can UA send him a cease and desist pls

A bunch of lollygagging and dilly dallying

Thank God for SSRIs because the old me would be crying and throwing up from losing the SEC championship

Happy Founders Day To Da AKAs!!! SkeeYee!!! 💚🩷

Girl