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Pretty much terrified of being candid/misunderstood on social media, soooOOoo I made this account to try exorcising that. Cheers to saying more and worrying less!?

Anyways, I cut the roof of my mouth open last night shoving my girlfriends foot in my mouth for Instagram so now I am here looking for newer, more sever injuries 🤷‍♀️

“Don’t let the media manipulate you and make you afraid!” my stepdad sinisterly warns. His trembling hands clutching the remote as the Fox News blares in the background.

That Coriky album scratches sooo many itches for me. One of those itches is to have Yoda front a band. open.spotify.com/track/074pvxzT…

I’ve been really looking forward to watching the MasterClass on “conversation” for a while. But I just realized it’s a class on “CONSERVATION”. Doesn’t help me at all. Why did I think Jane Goodall would be teaching CONVERSATION smh

Them: Save The Date! Me: *Saves The Day*

Dutch Oven, Dutch Rudder, Double Dutch, Dutch Auction, Dutch Widow- WHAT DID THE DUTCH DO TO DESERVE THIS REPUTATION?????!!!

Can Jeppson’s Malört come out with an NA version already so I can finally suffer responsibly?

Walking around my yard whistling Lets Lynch the Landlord bc I bought a house but also have depression.

Who’s to say that ‘shawty’ hasn’t meant ‘sharty’ this whole time?

My favorite part of Elden Ring so far is understanding Foxing lyrics more.

Oh, I’m high risk eh? High risk, high reward doc, take down that mask and let’s make some fucccin mistakes

Overheard at the Jewel: “Is this your fucking baby?”

All in favor of renaming Florida, “The Oral Reef” hit the juul

BLUE LIVES DON’T EXI–