Andddddd we’re off! #whatisnewyork

going to the mall on the weekend will have you sweating and crosseyed within 20 min of being there

this cannot be real like omg x.com/WillFiteForYou…

men who use Snapchat as their main form of communication with girls are complete fboys. I said what I said.

If someone compliments something I’m wearing I’m not gatekeeping SHIT. I will tell you where I got it, the price, time of day I went, how crowded the store was, the road I took to get there. Literally thank you for making my day.

Biggest ick: when people say “mernin” instead of morning.

them: "It's not even that cold" me:

Hannah Montana lucky I wasn’t living in her hometown. I was gon sell her secret to TMZ for 10k.

If l'm ever in a coma pls put vaseline on my lips

continued rant: people are terrified of losing their job if they miss more than 2 days of work, ( & managers get angry if you do) so people go into work sick, make other sick and it’s a continuous line of sick. What happened to the protocols after COVID “went away”???

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Do girls ever stop being so mean to each other? What is that. Grow up. We are adults. It’s 2022.

Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita are now married.

how do people just…not drink water?

This teenager called my outfit cute at wawa this morning and I will be riding that compliment for the rest of my week.

people who don’t light up immediately when seeing a dogs big ol floppy ears and doofy smile sticking out of the car window are sick.

can’t believe I have one wild & precious life and I’m spending it terrified to answer an email