Don’t worry if your results aren’t what you wanted. I got ABBA, and I still work all night and work all day to pay the bills I have to pay.

Kurtis? Connor? got? Married? 🤠

I’d rather have a Vegas wedding than a big wedding Ngl

Fine! I did it! I bought crocs!

No and then some CHILD stepped on my new shoes fuck this

Mentally I’m playing girlsgogames.co.uk rn

Ten years is insane (kintsugi kid and all). There was a part of me that thought we might never step on stage together again. So to get this chance to get in the studio and make this was a dream. Post hiatus we weren’t sure it would move the needle. So thank you for showing up.

Liza Minnelli has outlived O.J. Simpson. In 1994 he murdered his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

TMZ posting part of a photo of Liam Payne’s dead body in an article announcing his death is beyond deplorable. I can’t tell if I’m losing my mind lately or if society has always been this overtly morally decrepit

me age 8: I have some thoughts about Dr Who me age 16: What’s the point of being alive me age 24: I have some thoughts about Dr Who

Still not over how good Wallace and Gromit was. I wish Northerners were real.

Me having non verbal time with the pet at the party