I’m really in agreement w the take that the internet has exposed us to too many hot people all the time I forget that most people look normal

how did he know my church is in 21 days of fasting and prayer gatherings at 6a…

she is the hottest person alive end of discussion argue with the wall

why does this sound like it could be a taylor swift lyric

normally watching someone’s ig story within 22s of them posting it is lowkey embarrassing but when it’s taylor swift I’m absolutely honored thrilled proud feel the need to tell everyone like she and I are besties twins so in sync 🤞🏻

I’m heartbroken and feel betrayed (i’ve been waking up at 4:30am for two weeks and discovered that I’ve never felt better or been more productive)

why isn’t bereal pronounced like cereal

can the BeReal notif please go off already it’s getting too close to my bedtime

if you are having a hard time that makes sense because it is literally so hard

today our pastor was talking ab community and accountability and used an example of friends being honest if they think you’re dating someone bad for you and ALL THREE SERVICES, ALL my friends side eyed me and went “YEAH MARIA HE SUCKS WE TOLD YOU” 💀🫠

someone tell me why “the internet is forever” until it comes to recovering a file someone else deleted from your shared google drive 🥲

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well well well if it isn’t my biannual return to twitter before I inevitably forget to tweet again for 6 months!!!

ouch

If your friends and family react to your breakup news like mine did then you kinda have a lot of self reflecting to do

omg no joke I just remembered this app exists six months after this tweet… this is the unintended bit that will haunt me forever see yall next summer