working for poison control has ruined my amazon recommendations.

My Duolingo knows I’m a nurse.

Um. It looks like they’ve gone silent as of 1555 today.

I had a dream that I was at work and took an hour and a half nap at work.

Making people call you “doctor” in your daily life is wild.

I’m at the doctors and there’s a family here: two parents and two kids. The dad just said “I can’t believe you bring the two of them to appointments by yourself, because this is terrible!” Like four or five women just started laughing.

I went to this skin cancer screening today and I am glad I did. My pcp was like “eh we will watch this one” and this dermatologist was line “no, we are going to biopsy it, when can you come in?”

we went to 8 apartment buildings in the past two days and toured 6– hopefully we have found one! but by golly this shit was exhausting.

Listening to the police/ems dispatch and I stg this dispatcher just said “a diagnosis of PTSD, they’ve never been well”

Residency, you’re describing residency

There’s an unmarked car reading plates in the parking garage at my work. No marked affiliation with the hospital and occluding the way of traffic. Seems SUS.

going 50/50 with ur partner who makes $20k+ more than you a year is actually super unfair

Get this- today in a different garage I saw a Chevy Bolt EV with the scanners that was clearly labeled as UVA and as “STATE USE ONLY” plates.

Today is my only day off in a 7 day span (and even then I have to go to the hospital to do something anyways)… and I’ve been up since 5:30. I could have slept until 11!

** Community Notification ** There is an increased police presence on Country Green Road and Sunset Avenue due to reports of shots fired. Please avoid the area while officers investigate. Additional information will be provided as an update to this post when available.

Fun fact of the day: I commuted 3.36 hours this month TO work from the parking garage.