If I fall asleep texting you, it's because I don't want the conversation to end.

Omg </3 pic.x.com/5pHx9VPXiO

Do not make someone a priority if you are only an option.

My phone... pic.x.com/FI8bv1iWQV

Some people you meet in life should come with a warning label.

Exactly pic.x.com/X31yAf4uLH

The person below is bringing sexy back.

I just need some good news.

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Never mind pic.x.com/c4SUgLXXo2

Can I ask you something?

Justin Bieber gets 12,000 retweets for saying "thanks" so here is my attempt: thanks..

RT if you agree pic.x.com/S9Alz6k9ug

Pillow fights pic.x.com/pDBaI01wyf

No matter how baddass you are, if a child hands you a plastic phone, you answer it.

STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TEXT ME AND CONFESS THEIR LOVE FOR ME.