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JonoKnife returns to SHOPFEST & The Handmade Affair at the beautiful Denbies Wine Estate in Dorking this Sunday. Hope to see you there! #shopfestuk #bowknife #fiddlebowknife #breadsaw #fiddleknife #breadknife #bestbreadknife #handmade #sourdoughknife

Wow.

Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful

Wish I had reaction speeds like this. Good horse

I have to raise £34,000 in 15 days to save my life gf.me/u/w9ck5r I’d be so very grateful for any donation and if you would share this link with your friends and networks. Thank you. x

Bread making with a quern stone, quarry visit, sculpture tours, and other special interest days are features of the 2020 stone carving courses. Gift vouchers available now. mcalistairhood.artweb.com/tuition

You don’t choose a furniture repairer every day, so don’t choose just anyone! #Barrdale #no1 in #FurnitureRepair #FrenchPolishing

This seems to be crunch time, STAY AT HOME IF YOU CAN. STAY AWAY FROM THE GENERAL PUBLIC FULL STOP. SANITISE YOUR HANDS BEFORE AND AFTER ANY GREETING/CONTACT SITUATION. Pass it on - this info, not the coronavirus of course x

Sound advice to heed

SALE!! 20% OFF our best sellers while stocks last!! As gift and craft markets have been cancelled for the next few months, we are doing a HUGE ONLINE SALE! We are also doing 50% OFF additional magnetic blade guards ordered for any cart total above £15. Use coupon: Magnetic50

A sad, sad day

WOOHoo !! The swifts (or are they swallows?) arrived at the studio today. Welcome home, intrepid travellers. This is a piece started by one of my clever students.

Another amazing #AbbeyRuins ‘find‘ of #Reading abbey founder #HenryI, dating from as far back as AD MMXX. Keep our national heritage in the UK and purchase this historically valuable find. Keep an eye on the website for more details soon, here mcalistairhood.artweb.com/for-sale

⚠️ CAREFUL BIG fan of Taskmaster Alex Horne @gdavies etc BUT watched a PG version with the kids, comedy we can all watch and enjoy, only to incur sex doll references and multiple sexual references in the adverts breaks ⚠️ Virgin Radio UK #inappropriate #disappointed #taskmaster

The inappropriate advertisement was shown by U on demand service whilst watching Taskmaster PG #taskmaster #inappropriateadvert Alex Horne @gdavies Taskmaster

Finally it's here! A video of the JonoKnife in action. If you've ever tried to explain the wonders of the JonoKnife to a friend but couldn't quite find the words, then please do share this video with them. Much appreciated & happy slicing! :-) buff.ly/32Jzlyw

Some cracking little gems

Cerys from our U13’s White, is using this lockdown to really perfect her ball mastery, think you will agree she is doing a great job. Well done Cerys ⚽️💙

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