This tomorrow, but replace ‘midfielder’ with ‘winger’, and ‘Forshaw’ with ‘Aaronson’. #lufc

Funny how our transfer business stalled at the 100m mark…. 🤔 Let’s see what tomorrow brings… #dontgotobedjustyet #lufc

Alright fuck it, I’ll take Sargent and Buendia, just give me something to cling to please… Leeds United San Francisco 49ers #lufc

Saying this to a room full of journalists, Bielsa is always right. 👏🏻 #lufc

Ah just fold the fucking club. #lufc

Loans or nothing - we’ve blown our beans on defenders and midfielders #lufc

Off topic of transfers, in next presser can one of our journos pull farke up on this false claim that we scored the most from set pieces last season? We had 10th most goals from set pieces, not sure where he’s getting that from. #lufc Graham Smyth Beren Cross

Well, that’s that. We’ll struggle to score goals this season, relying on set pieces, crosses, and long throws. On top of that, we’re banking on a lot of luck with injuries. I see plenty of draws coming - which is fine if we add enough wins and avoid piling up losses. We know we

Just woke up, had a terrible nightmare that we didn’t sign anyone on deadline day and have decided to send Farke into the season with a mix of injury prone and championship level attackers. #lufc

In the cold light of day Josh Brownhill on a free makes sense. We’ve basically fucked Farke over for staying in the prem anyway. I give us maybe a 20% chance of staying up. Brownhill is mustard at champ level and might even help a bit in the prem for cover. #lufc

Turning notifications off for Fab feels cathartic. Actual football chat only for next few months #lufc

Hang this in the Museum of Shite #LUFC Transfer Windows.