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I'll never forget the Rainbow Honours last summer when, after a series of deeply boring prom queen ass speeches about progress, Paul took the mic and gave a speech excoriating the Tory government and urging us to "drag them all out of Parliament and hang them off tower bridge"

telling a teacher my name was Katy (it is).

The strongest comedic delivery of a single line in 21st century film, fight me.

2016: no real handle on how to do my makeup, overly reliant on Snapchat filters, still had some faith in this godforsaken island

2013 v 2023. lol, lmao ☠️

Hello mate would you like to come to my big party in London today. Yes my brother the pedophile will be there why does everyone keep asking me that

about to make my cousins’ day

having an ugly birth stone is a direct punishment from god

I genuinely think of this tweet at least once a month

this followup email reads like the dying words of an only recently-met alien companion I’m cradling in my arms

fuck I love being in my 30s. don’t let anyone tell you different, it Fucking rules. I own some Quality Items! My house is nice now! I know what foods will make my body explode and I avoid them! only great pals! Also it’s summer; which is relevant!

Lawrence Daily Journal, Kansas, March 18, 1898

unexpected guest in the airbnb but he is at least allowed?

As a private school scholarship bursary babe, we need to stop lying like this 😭 Private school was great for me *as an individual* but it’s not good for the country be serious It’s not full of people “scrimping and saving” it’s full of rich poshos & 5 brokies in each year max