NO amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.

taking meds on an empty stomach: tummy hurts exercising on an empty stomach: low energy socializing on an empty stomach: cranky drinking on an empty stomach:

Shiksha Arora was def the best person for that kameivana na shell job💯

Ntinda I'm so deep inside you banange!

Duly noted

Leaving the function cos its overstimulating

How it feels being a Lionel Messi fan:

Geographical luck is the only thing separating y’all from actual genocide mind you.

Acheni niwaibie siri ya kukua happy while doing this 9-5 thingy😂😂😂have something to look forward to, for instance me rn , I'll be doing shots in the evening 😂😂😂

First look at Tom Holland as Odysseus’ son Telemachus in Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ (Source: empireonline.com/movies/news/th…)

Michael J. Fox will voice Michael J The Fox in ‘ZOOTOPIA 2’

Najat

It’s time to lock in this winter. Gym twice a week for 45 min. Sleep until 10am out of bed at noon. Put off your laundry as long as humanly possible. Drink every day

All the married men I talk to low-key hate the fact that they're married... I'm genuinely curious what marriage does to these guys

the lion is very close to choosing permanent solutions for temporary problems

After the devine intervention 😅😅

mums should be immortal

LOSING DOESN'T EVEN ENTER MY CONSCIOUSNESS

Dads too.