Unfortunately I’m not the type to crash out anymore, I’ll just look at you in disgust and move on with my life.

No but how am I meant to be young n lit with only 28 days annual leave?????

The most underrated career skill is learning how to work with difficult personalities.

I keep my distance from people who try to make me feel crazy for having real reactions to disrespect or unhealthy situations. My feelings are valid, & I refuse to question that anymore.

MAX DOWMAN RUNS THE LENGTH OF THE PITCH AND WINS IT FOR ARSENAL! 🌟 The youngest-ever Premier League goalscorer!

Btw, Martinelli was pure class. He ran alongside Dowman like a big brother, didn’t ask for the ball, spotted Mykolenko closing in, and smartly checked his run to shield him with his body. My heart is full.

The Renaissance Tour was just ICONIC.

Tolerating always turns to resentment. At first, you call it patience, then love. But what it really is, is self-abandonment. Every time you swallow a boundary, excuse a pattern, or silence your discomfort, something inside you keeps score. And eventually, the bill comes due.

What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.

Bonuses at work should be tax free…

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

haven’t even recovered from dowmans goal now we have an eze banger 😭🔥

I need a job where I'm just given my tasks for the day and I'm left alone to do 'em. Little to no talking required.

Being an adult is just constantly getting blindsided by an unexpected bill right when you think you've found some equilibrium

As soon as the lips don't match the words on Netflix, I turn it off expeditiously

tv turned off. now i have to sit on this for two weeks.

"A very disappointing one for me... a really poor performance." Ian Wright reacts to a disappointing afternoon at Wembley for his beloved Arsenal.

I'm officialy reached the age where i'm bothered by lights on, doors left opened, loud noise and people

There are 2 things guaranteed in life 1. Death 2. Irish fans finding an Irish pub within an hour of landing in a new city