its ok to smoke a cigarette today if youve been a really good person

i’m gonna cup your balls when i say this

this could be a hot mulligan song title

Parker Cannon (The Story So Far) drop kicked a fan off stage in Ontario, Canada just over 9 years ago today.

a band in redcar’s the halt sing footloose babe x

Jez: Oh! Johnson says! Johnson says! If you love Johnson that much, why don​'t you marry him?

nah fuck off my brother (whose a head chef and is currently buying a whole house) is trying to send his vinted parcel like this - no fucking tape

Super Hans: She wanted bongo lessons​! What can I say, the lady has a passion for percussion.

Wrong.

Gog: Hey you know what I fancy right now? A ke​bab. Will you go down and get me a kebab?

I’m absolutely full of crisps

a lil something to take the edge off

the intimacy of being silly together