"Your AirBnB was my home" Seen in Barcelona

ever since covid I’ve been like “nothing disappoints or surprises me anymore” but every now and then something really disappoints or surprises me and I deal with it flawlessly, of course

here’s where movie star George Clooney was born

We need Knives Out All Stars

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

oh my goddddd I miss looking at other peoples phones on the subway so badddd

cannot believe how they’re pronouncing capsule on gbbo

every week I learn something horrifying about humanity. for example this week I learned there are adults who regularly drink chocolate milk???

being a lesbian means knowing you are the coolest person in any given room but also occasionally feeling like the soul-crushing isolation is going to eat you alive

her bob is so incredibly fab i'm obsessed

just remembered how hard I laughed when I saw bridesmaids in theaters and rebel wilson said “at first I didn’t know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book”

i do strongly believe im better than everyone because im a lesbian

not everything can be a sign of autism you guys like I think it’s pretty normal to not like it when your hands are sticky

sometimes french fries hurt my dog’s tummy but he looked so cute so I gave him a few yesterday and then this morning he projectile vomited in the car so that’s on me I guess

Trans Vampire: "this is me 1000 years on T"