in every imagination i have pictured myself in, i'm never poor.

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

all i think abt is clothes, getting prettier, being kind and money

it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much

Adulthood will turn you into a prayer warrior whether you like it or not.

sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart

this year should be named as “things i never thought would happen”

He didn’t say maybe. He said, SURELY goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life.

Whenever people ask me what I want for my birthday I don’t know what to say because mi chest kinda high

i wish i lived in a sitcom and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited

turns out you can just ask for what you want and sometimes you’ll even get it

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life

That confidence you get after praying >>>>>>>>>>>>

Guys….I Lowkey miss these

the funniest thing about this is they actually do LMFAO

You literally have to cook the MOMENT you get in the house because if you chill for one second you lost 😭

Why cashiers can’t sit?! lol

Unu a battyman fi real. How you nuh glad fi help your woman do things?

why are jamaicans psychologically programmed to behave like this before a hurricane, unu nah nyam off alla that

Nobody: Jamaicans showering after a long day: "Bwoy, mi nuh know how some ppl nuh luv bade!"