The way ESPN does those side-by-side split screen replays for soccer games is super disorientating and annoying. Just wait until a break in play

Starts watching Nosferatu: Location: Germany, 1838 Me: *that insufferable guy* Germany wasn’t a country until 1871

1) the fact that U.S. Soccer Men's National Team is playing a semifinal and you need a subscription to watch online is an absolute shame 2) these commentators are boring AF. CBS Sports do better 3) the stadium is empty

US Soccer has killed support for the USMNT by pricing out their fans over the last decade.

🗣️ “Technique is not being able to juggle a ball 1000 times. Anyone can do that by practicing. Then go and work in the circus. Technique is passing the ball with one touch, with the right speed, at the right time, to the correct foot of your team mate.” RIP Johan Cruyff. 🇳🇱🕊️

Ya’ll, reading King Arthur in my formative years really was a trap. Tricked me into believing there was a right and proper way to do things and that people in positions of leadership would do said things because it was good and noble.

Idk folks. The VP saying the US would treat Greenland better than Denmark has is odd thing to say when you consider the following: *Gestures at all of Puerto Rico*

Me absolutely vibing to MARINA Cuntissimo at work today (and prob everyday for the foreseeable future)

MAGUIRE'S GOAL VS LYON WITH TITANIC MUSIC

Anytime I’m feeling down or experiencing hardship, I know I can revert to my teen years and feel better. I get to visit my mother and play Link Park really loudly while dodging flying flip flops and I think that’s really beautiful.

So you’re telling me you never get the urge to channel your inner Fetty Wap and just yell “1738”?!?!?

The fact that this won’t be in the movie theaters is a crime against cinema. Netflix do better

Let’s go!!!!

I have two answers for when I have to attend meetings and people ask why I’m there. I switch them based on the attendees: 1) I’m just here so I don’t get fined 2) I just wanna be in the room where it happens And I get heated when the respective groups don’t get the references

Having Argentinean friends is awful because one day you wake up and voluntarily listen to Cumbia and you know exactly whose fault it is.

Me getting absolutely wrecked during soccer Ref: are you gonna be ok? Me: yeah, this was our last game for the session and I don’t have another game for two weeks so I should be better by then Ref: shouldn’t you be worried about work? Me: Ha. No… soccer is more important

The club World Cup is exactly why the world shouldn’t trust the US with soccer. No respect for the game.

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Coffee of Wellbeing from a state-owned store would heal me

I don’t pay for the ancestry website presently but every once in a while I get an email from them saying I got a new hint. But apparently my black grandfather lived at 151 Brook st, Hartford in 1932 and the apartment still exists today. So that’s pretty cool.