Making time in your schedule to write fiction

they did bella swan on elizabeth lavenza

the creature is my favorite book character of all time, so naturally i cried through the entire movie. at one point i whispered “my baby” aloud

rip leo tolstoy he would have loved the latest louvre heist

my very religious in laws keep asking about a registry but what i really want is a $7,000 chair, a taxidermied albatross, linen sheets, and a human skull

uchicago they could never make me hate u

girl dinner

any weekend in october is fair game for a halloween party, so jot that down

i hate gay halloween what do u mean you’re pregnant dobby

so nobody was gonna tell me [favorite character] DIES????? LEO TOLSTOY WJEN I FUCKING GET U

it’s really scary being a soup/sandwich girl in this grams of protein world

They executed Socrates for this

I know I have low credibility due to having a hot husband, but men in general really underestimate the sex appeal of being expertly good at something

character i thought was dead is AT HIS EX’s HOUSE??????!! Leo u dog

we do have a literacy crisis don’t get me wrong, but the NLI actually just exists to sell curriculum and there is no info on their site about how any of this data is collected, how they’re defining literacy, or whether they’re only measuring literacy in english

what do you mean youre “rats from dimes square?”

Im tired