Tried cooking vegetables and failed (again)

This drunk lady accosted me at Wawa tonight. Tried to trade me her dog for a pack of Virginia Slims. Know your limit, kids --

We won’t stop talking about the Epstein list, until the pedos hang.

GM, my friends! I hope you're all having a great weekend. This is your weekly reminder that Sundays are for lifting our spirits --

I love this corner of X. Just wanted y’all to know.

I haven’t seen these for over a decade. The old man don’t play.

Tallow buttermilk biscuit, pulled pork, white pepper gravy, and egg sandwich.

I don't think we should have to wait until they're in our homes. We should be able to protect our entire neighborhood with lethal force --

Isaiah 6:8 (NASB) --

GM, my friends! Welcome back to the workweek! Get out there and drag gun grabbers, cyberbully feds, and gas up the m'fin homies. Have a great day, lads and ladies --

₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ THEY SCARED THE SUZUKI

Anyways, so buy some guns and learn to use them. They’re probably gonna be useful later.

Periodic reminder: change is good --

I made the Bee!

Them: "Where's your Drako?" Me: "You're not gonna believe this" --

No, I haven't seen Connor's hammer. No, I don't want to. *mutes post because I know my friends*

Let the Reconquista begin. It's about damn time.

Your ops are training. Are you? --

Oh my…..

The old world is dying and the new world is struggling to be born; now is the time of monsters --