not much i love more than sitting quietly with my morning drink, gathering my thoughts for the day. can do it for 6, 7 hours easy

the worm in rfk jr’s brain driving to his first day at the new job

The Mavs go into the break winning 4 of their last 5. Loved how the group came together, played their tails off and overcame adversity this week esp w/ just 9 players avail for last night's 118-113 win vs Miami. Guys playing out of position, contributing in unexpected ways and

Happy Valentine's Day, you crazy Texans.

Even Abbott admits it: Texas public schools will LOSE money thanks to this ridiculous voucher scheme. Fewer teachers, more school closures, MORE property taxes as districts struggle to make ends meet. Call your rep, tell them NO vouchers 512-463-4630 houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas…

are you sure

Rush Limbaugh died 4 years ago today. This is a perfect description of his life’s accomplishments.

How about a poker circuit where you must test positive for drugs or you’re DQ’d

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remember when they did exactly this and discovered that like less than 5% of people who got welfare were on illegal substances and they realized testing everyone at random was actually costing them??? lmfao!

If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.

Full article has additional comments. Remarkably candid comments from an active player with very little to lose. usatoday.com/story/sports/m…

Literally. 😂 Right wingers have been trolling me and disrupting our town halls for years. Anyone who lets this stuff be an excuse to hide from the public and stop doing town halls is not cut out for the job. Criticism is part of the gig. Take it on the chin and move on.

The post office loses money? wait till you hear about the military

helping my mom clean out my grandmas apartment and found this lmao

In a perfect world, the town drunk and the Secretary of Defense would be two different people.

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

The White Southern liberal is probably one of American politics most beautiful creatures. Someone who was offered the keys to the kingdom, a life of pure guaranteed comfort generated from phoned-in mediocrity, and said "no thanks." -OS

We can't rule out that God kept Francis alive so he could do this.