when I have a baby, I am putting my foot down and telling my wife the baby will have no name we are going to tokenize the toddler as soon as it's out of the womb and name it "broke boi" (even if girl) and she can only change the name if the toddler makes it past 100M mcap

hear me out a baby — but tokenized onchain and airdropped to the community (also solves population collapse) community gets 50% rev share of the baby's lifetime earnings and the DAO picks its career (and romantic partners) who is building this?

jesse.base.eth alon Base traders are builders too 😉

if you dont go to Solana Accelerate NYC — there's a large probability your wife will leave you for someone who does this will be the greatest conference, in the history of American conferences — maybe ever NOWS A GOOD TIME TO BUY [TICKETS]!!! DJT

this is a reminder that Solana will be doubling blockspace, shipping a brand new validator client, adding slashing, and reducing blocktimes this is the least performant Solana will ever be

Zack Voell yes crypto was way more fun when none of it actually worked

hello murt, I see you're in the middle of an interesting conversation — naturally, this is a perfect time for me to pitch you my startup with 0 users

Franck Mueller announced a limited edition Solana watch last night QR programmable (tbd), supply = node count of Solana MANLETS BRACE FOR IMPACT

solana's best nCMOs

it is time to put an end to the sniping and sandwiching of coins launched on Solana count your days

Europe is banning privacy coins and "anonymous" accounts best of luck you corrupt stagnant retards

life is complex and difficult everyone you meet is fighting battles you don't see so if you strike now, you can destroy them while they're weak

have heard from several people disillusioned with the state of crypto I've never once felt like this in my time in crypto, so maybe it's useful to spill my POV on why crypto is important goes something like this: the ability for humans to coordinate is roughly the most

- american pope - eth going up - toly writing blog post this is truly a fucked up day — anything can happen you might even see 1 user on cardano

Solana is taking on the NASDAQ to become the internet's market this is difficult — but necessary for the future of the internet, markets, and ultimately capitalism our job at Helius is to accelerate this vision — I am hiring: - sr/staff backend engineers (rust) - BD -

look at him, you notice anything different about him? look at his face look at his eyes I'll give you a hint, his name is Yakovenko He won a national nerd competition in the USSR He doesn’t even speak English! Yeah I'm sure of the math.