Who gave The Prince of Egypt soundtrack permission

WATCH: The best public art is MORE than just art —it’s functional too. This smart, integrated art in a new project in central OSLO draws you in, supports place-making & way-finding, and reveals all the mid-block nooks & crannies that you might never find!

No one:

Me, bored at my parents’ house: when was cheese invented

Moving forward we will be measuring pain in perceived number of bear attacks

Addicted to reading rave reviews of Taylor Swift albums

Incredibly into this crew that shows up in the Google Maps street view of St. Augustine, FL

My toxic trait is always thinking my aggressive moisturizer is going to “settle in” by the time I reach my destination

Maybe I’ll meet someone waiting in line for the monkey pox vaccine

These Things Are in the pipeline. Have to do something But I’ll Be Back

Just looked at the top right corner of my book to see what time it is 🥴

🐥🐣I Won’t Keep
Defending Myself.
Later

The “guns don’t kill people, people kill people” argument is so weird to me because laws are for people. Background checks are on people. Not guns. The actual person. Why is this confusing

Why is my Achilles heel my inability to know where to tap my credit card

Stressed as hell watching The Wilds

I don’t mean to brag but I am shockingly good at “Is It Cake?”

Once they make eating a box of rice pilaf an Olympic sport y’all are screwed

The overwhelming desire to explain to the Starbucks barista that I am not stealing this mobile order

This threw me

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Can’t quite articulate the crippling self doubt that comes with doing Wordle on a crowded bus