I'm gonna look back in anger idgaffffff

Every website should be a little bit broken

Listen. Here’s the thing. I need a million dollars. But just once

Time to take my big boobs to bed

ITS CHAIR DAY

Naively I believed that the love island tweets would stop once the show ended

They should invent a nasturtium that is perennial in zone 6

A lot of people woud benefit from bieng under my control with no free will

Next year put the peony rings around the hydrangeas BEFORE they grow

I love love love when I find him here because it means he used his little stairs

Lofi beats to blow your head smoove off to

Just opened a bag of chips that I had to CUT open because it wouldn’t PULL open. Really ruined the chips experience

The meanest thing you can say most of the time is “yikes”

poop

My only regret in life is not being a gold digger when I was in my 20s

I miss Elden ring

They should invent a Twitter user who is normal