Airports are basically bars with a ride home

I keep getting a WeWork ad on TikTok about “things I missed about meetings IRL” and like please cut it out

A fun new thing I do now that I’m 30 is break out into hives for no reason 🙃

…and the award for most meetings before 10am goes to me 🏆

I actually had to say “per my last email” in a real life meeting this week and it felt like an out of body experience

IT: your password will expire tomorrow Me: ok bet

This is the most last day of mercury retrograde-y last day of mercury retrograde ever

Have you ever just looked at your dog and hysterically cried because same

made this

Ok but why did I imagine the Titan as the yellow submarine?

MIKE WILL made it ⚡️

HERB TO KEENAN TO MIKE DUB 📺 | @nflonfox

go dj, that's our dj 🪩

🏆 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞-𝗧𝗢-𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 🏆 The Las Vegas Aces are your 2023 WNBA Champions! #RaiseTheStakes

Chargers to hire Jim Harbaugh as new head coach. (via Ian Rapoport, Tom Pelissero, Mike Garafolo)

😭😭😭

Airport marg x fries combo is unmatched

Why do I feel like 😈 when I land back in Vegas

lfgggggg