Oklahoma checklist for today: 1. Tweet 'be weather aware/stay safe' 2. Tell a co-worker 'it depends on the dry line' 3. Leave early/cancel plans bc: "it's starting to build out west" 4. Stand outside/look at the sky 5. Pick a TV station. Be enamored with TV coverage

If you’re lazy just say that.

I will never forgive Jeff Lebby for Bedlam

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas? - predictable - no element of surprise - perhaps, too romantic - not a legal form of ID Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas? - instant shock and awe - will never see it coming - is an official state document

I’M NOT 🤬 LEAVING.

Without government, who would hold you hostage because you defended yourself against a home intruder?

Issa evil evil world

When I find out who started the NCAA Football 24 rumor

Cleveland Browns playoff wins with Baker Mayfield since 1996: 1 Cleveland Browns playoff wins without Baker Mayfield since 1996: 0 (zero)

QBs with a playoff win with Multiple teams: Tom Brady Joe Montana Peyton Manning Brett Farve BAKER MAYFIELD

Those weirdo Baker haters been real quiet..

This where huskies meant to be, not in a studio apartment in Miami lmao

Here’s a music video teaser for “Ain’t No Love in Oklahoma.” Song and music video out THIS Thursday, May 16 at 8 AM ET! Twisters: The Album / Twisters

Oklahoma Twitter❗️ Trying to get my small business side hustle going with renting trailers out to folks. Fully equipped to safely get whatever it is you’re haulin’ from A to B. If anyone needs or knows someone who needs a trailer then holler at us and we’ll get you hooked up.

What had happened was..

FOUR PEAT #ChampionshipMindset

🏆🏆🏆🏆 History Made. #Sooners

Sooners defense parked next to the Sooners offense.

Cuz all these dickheads thinking they’re breeders making Pit Frenchieweillers

TOP-FIVE TAKEDOWN IN T-TOWN