On this day, in Ajaccio, 256 years ago, was born the polar star of our rights, the war cry of all our efforts, the motto of all our hopes.

Both of these maps are shit

Self-assessment of my own maps so far.

If she wins by less than 12 I will eat a hat

The capital's location is fine. Moving it to the Mississippi (STL) would be a bad idea. The Mississippi is a sickly and cursed river.

Let me opt out. I want my money back.

So excited for the lost cause exhibits in the Smithsonian museums (good)

People like to say empires only live 250 years (America 250 next year) but we're often to quick to forget the Civil War and Lincoln's "new birth of freedom." Like America still has a good 90 years to go.

I do this too Pisses my friends off a lot

Just learned about the "Texas Pledge" and I'm torn between whether I want it banned or requiring each state to have its own, state-themed, whimsical little pledge.

They could've picked a much better picture for this. For instance, something along the lines of what they wear in Bermuda.

The cool thing about California's redistricting discourse is im discovering a whole wide world of geriatric congressmen from California no one has ever heard of before.

Sitrep

Im going to go insane

Yeah guys the fertility crisis is entirely manufactured from high abortion rates. Heard it first here?

In contrast? Off to the zoo